My brithday

so my bday is on the 31st…everyone asked me for a list so i made a rather large one with links to everything. Now my family just says they are mailing me money or asking if they can get my gift cards to places(they’ve asked about places that are no where on my list or related at all)…

I’m not complaining but whats the point of asking what I want if you have no intentions of getting me anything that I ask for?  Money is great and all but that just means I’m going to throw it in my wallet and spend it on useless crap that has nothing to do with my or my birthday.  GIftcards suck because everyone gives you one to somewhere different and the amount is never enough for what you had in mind…

I HATE MY BIRTHDAY! It’s always such a disappointment.

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humansofnewyork:

“After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”

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lulz-time:

framethepieces:

AKA HOW CELEBRITIES SHOULD ACT

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Life is so hard

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minestuck:

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

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When someone says “food”

whatshouldwecallme:

MY LIFE

Being silly with your best friend

whatshouldwecallme:

Some girls:

Us:

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stepacrosstheline:

and the award for the best use of that gif in human history goes to whoever made this.

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thatpunnyguy:

gizmo you little shit

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